I just drove a loaf of boring bread

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08/27/2015 at 19:30 • Filed to: None

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AKA my mom’s Nissan Versa. AMA.

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It was also my first time driving in Florida.


DISCUSSION (31)


Kinja'd!!! aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > TheHondaBro
08/27/2015 at 19:32

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White or whole wheat?


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheHondaBro
08/27/2015 at 19:33

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Does it beat walking or just barely? My mom rented one years ago and i still have nightmares of how bland it was


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
08/27/2015 at 19:33

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Whole wheat with overdrive.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > TheHondaBro
08/27/2015 at 19:34

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Would it be better if it had a turbo?


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/27/2015 at 19:34

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I’d rather have walked from Orlando to Daytona Beach.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > My citroen won't start
08/27/2015 at 19:34

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Fuck yes, anything.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > TheHondaBro
08/27/2015 at 19:39

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How dull was it?


Kinja'd!!! Round headlight enthusiast > TheHondaBro
08/27/2015 at 19:40

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What cars have you driven that you’d regard as worse?


Kinja'd!!! MLGCarGuy > TheHondaBro
08/27/2015 at 19:47

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Given the new Versa Note or this, which one?

And if you say neither I’m assuming you’ll go with a Fit instead.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Round headlight enthusiast
08/27/2015 at 19:51

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None.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > jkm7680
08/27/2015 at 19:52

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It wasn’t necessarily dull, it was just so gutless.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > TheHondaBro
08/27/2015 at 19:52

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I was hit while driving the 4-door version in Utah! Very minor accident and the cop was making fun of the car.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > MLGCarGuy
08/27/2015 at 19:52

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I’d try the new one.

Between the two, however, the Fit wins by a landslide.


Kinja'd!!! Scary__goongala! > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
08/27/2015 at 19:53

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That was my question


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > TheHondaBro
08/27/2015 at 19:53

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ooo a town car


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > smobgirl
08/27/2015 at 19:53

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Hahaha wtf!


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > dogisbadob
08/27/2015 at 19:54

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TO THE TOWN CAR.

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Kinja'd!!! aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Scary__goongala!
08/27/2015 at 19:56

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Well it never hurts to ask again for clarity.


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > TheHondaBro
08/27/2015 at 20:01

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Was it plastic fantastic??


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > TheHondaBro
08/27/2015 at 20:02

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Isn’t Florida a lovely place to drive?


Kinja'd!!! NaturallyAspirated > TheHondaBro
08/27/2015 at 20:02

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4-speed automatic transmission I’m assuming? My sister has one of those and boy are they slow. Not much character either, but certainly more interesting to drive than her previous car, a ‘96 Corolla.

One of my coworkers special-ordered an ‘09(?) with the 6-speed manual and it’s actually not bad at all. It’s got legit character; it brings to mind a puppy that’s super eager to please but not quite smart enough to understand what you’re asking of it yet.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > NaturallyAspirated
08/27/2015 at 20:08

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CVT. I expect it to be slow, but at the very least it can be playful with the throttle like a Honda.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
08/27/2015 at 20:08

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Ugh, sooo lovely*

*not


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
08/27/2015 at 20:09

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It was Mr. Bombastic plastic fantastic.


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > TheHondaBro
08/27/2015 at 20:37

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They’re not necessarily boring.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro
08/27/2015 at 20:47

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I rode in a 5 speed Versa sedan once. It was kinda dull.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
08/27/2015 at 21:02

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You have one, right?

Boring isn’t a bad thing at all, but there are more spirited cars in this segment.


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > TheHondaBro
08/27/2015 at 21:18

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Yeah, I do.

While it’s not super sporty it’s ok for bombing around at lower speeds.


Kinja'd!!! boxrocket > TheHondaBro
08/27/2015 at 21:52

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Why isn’t it a Fiesta, Mazda2, or Leaf?

Versas aren't bad.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > boxrocket
08/27/2015 at 22:32

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My mom likes good Japanese cars, and she isn’t brainwashed by the Jalopnik hive mind.


Kinja'd!!! boxrocket > TheHondaBro
08/28/2015 at 01:09

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That doesn't really answer the question.